1. 5herlockholme5:

    thepainofthefeels:

    5herlockholme5:

    ha im a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
    Is seven okay?

    you smooth fucker

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

  2. tsartorial:

    first things first i’m image

    (via tipslip)

  3. nugqets:

    me and my friends on halloween

    image

    (via hoqvvarts)

  4. 2srooky:

    One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

    (via epic-humor)

  5. vesley:

    alpacabacon:

    Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

    image

    how about now

    (via lindsaylohoean)

  6. jaclcfrost:

    things to not show in school

    • weakness
    • emotions
    • a pack of gum

    (via lindsaylohoean)

  7. roseisreturning:

    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

    (Source: acebethchilds, via heliolisk)

  8. "Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

    veganprobs:

    image

    you tell me

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  9. deadtrash:

    "thats not very lady-like of you"

    image

    (via gnarly)

  10. sorry:

    Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

    (via bastille)

  11. tastefullyoffensive:

    "I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

    (via epic-humor)

  12. ruinedchildhood:

    I wish I wish

    With all my heart

    TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

    image

    (via ugly)

  13. icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via bastille)

  14. buttlicked:

    PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

    (Source: buttlicked, via zackisontumblr)