1. ladragonaria:

    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

    (via hotboyproblems)

  2. troyesivanandstarbucks:

    I have never related so much to something.

    (via gnarly)

  3. mysticaljew:

    when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:



    (Source: mysticaljew, via zackisontumblr)

  4. "better get off Tumblr now"


    image"but wait what is that?!"

    (via intensional)


    im sick of the lies

    (via sluttyoliveoil)


    This was the best thing Rihanna ever did or said and if you disagree I don’t want to know you

    (via zackisontumblr)

  5. spenceromg:

    Nothing gives me more anxiety


    (via lindsaylohoean)

  6. dejacoendou:



    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via sluttyoliveoil)

  7. kanyewestevil:

    schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via bastille)

  8. At what age did you lose your virginity?


    I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

  9. (Source: fire.tumblah.com, via ugly)

  10. octobra:

    sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via lindsaylohoean)

  11. artichokehold:

    simba got a new maine

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  12. claydols:

    ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

    (Source: basedgosh, via intensional)

    (Source: piensosinpensar, via sextnoise)