1. ladragonaria:

    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

    (via hotboyproblems)

  2. troyesivanandstarbucks:

    I have never related so much to something.

    (via gnarly)

  3. mysticaljew:

    when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

    image

    image

    (Source: mysticaljew, via zackisontumblr)

  4. "better get off Tumblr now"

    hugs-and-good-music:

    image"but wait what is that?!"

    (via intensional)

    elmntry:

    im sick of the lies

    (via sluttyoliveoil)

    backdoorteenmom:

    This was the best thing Rihanna ever did or said and if you disagree I don’t want to know you

    (via zackisontumblr)

  5. spenceromg:

    Nothing gives me more anxiety

    image

    (via lindsaylohoean)

  6. dejacoendou:

    hey-doesnt-he-rap:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via sluttyoliveoil)

  7. kanyewestevil:

    schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via bastille)

  8. At what age did you lose your virginity?

    rubyreed:

    I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

  9. (Source: fire.tumblah.com, via ugly)

  10. octobra:

    sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via lindsaylohoean)

  11. artichokehold:

    simba got a new maine

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  12. claydols:

    ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

    (Source: basedgosh, via intensional)

    (Source: piensosinpensar, via sextnoise)