1. politedoge:

    when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work


    (via tyleroakley)

  2. (Source: candyshooger, via coluring)

  3. dyselxia:

    bugs irl


    bugs in animal crossing


    (via lindsaylohoean)

  4. beyoncebeytwice:

    when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones


    (via lohanthony)

  5. passion:

    started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

    (via unescapable)

  6. celebritity:

    gender: ugly

    (via fake-mermaid)

  7. shotsfiredat221b:



    Do twins have the same sized dick?


    Both reactions work

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via adorkably-soo)

  8. ddaughter:

    i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

    (via hotboyproblems)

  9. (Source: mister-icy, via adorkably-soo)

    • demon:   i possessed you
    • me:   get the fuck out
    • demon:   damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
    • me:   shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
  10. ruinedchildhood:

    When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

    (via shouldnt)

  11. a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

    (via gnarly)

  12. worldpeaces:

    american horror story: my life

    (Source: worldpeaces, via ugly)

  13. sextpert:

    damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

    (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via cumfort)

  14. andrewhussiesbosom:

    please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

    (Source: queerhound, via officialwhitegirls)